”_____ has impreganted you! Would you like to impregnate back?”
“Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch.”
Aside from Tumblr, watching his videos may pretty much be the best thing to do.
(Main Channel) Tobuscus: http://youtube.com/Tobuscus
(Vlog Channel) Toby Turner: http://youtube.com/tobyturner
(Gaming Channel) TobyGames: http://www.youtube.com/user/TobyGames
P.S to all you hardcore gamers out there, he sucks at gaming, he makes that channel just for fun and his commentary is hilarious!